Prison vs Job‏

In Prison

you spend the majority of your time in an 8'X10' cell .

At Work

you spend most of your time in a 6'X8' cubicle ..

In Prison

you get three meals a day (free).

At Work

you only get a break for one meal and probably have to pay for it yourself ..

In Prison

you get time off for good behavior.

At Work

you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.

In Prison

a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you .

At Work

you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself .

In Prison

you can watch TV and play games.

At Work

you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

In Prison

you get your own toilet

At Work

you have to share .

In Prison

they allow your family and
friends to visit.

At Work

you can not even speak to your family and friends

In Prison

all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.

At Work

You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

~joke~ Kill yur boss & go jail !!! lol !!!