Ah Beng, you want peanuts?‏

Ah Beng is a bus driver; one day got this old folks home
'pao' his bus for a day trip to Pulau Ketam.

Sitting right behind the driver's seat is Grandma Sue and from
his rear mirror Ah Beng can see that Grandma Sue is happily
munching away..

In the middle of the road trip, Grandma Sue tapped Ah Beng
on his shoulder and asked him...

Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat
you eat peanut ai mai?'

Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma... yes I want!'

Then Ah Beng also happy happy munching peanuts... about 20
minutes down the road, Grandma Sue asked Ah Beng again...

Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat
you eat peanut ai mai?'

Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma ... yes I want!'

To make the story short, this goes on for a few more times
then Ah Beng finally asks Grandma Sue...

Ah Beng: 'Ah ma ah .! ... you dont eat peanuts one meh?'

Grandma: 'No... no eat! Ah ma boh teeth la!'

Ah Beng: 'Aiks! Boh teeth then why ah ma buy peanuts leh?'

Grandma: 'No choice leh! Just now that 7-11 is out of chocolate
so ah ma kena buy this peanut chocolate lor! Ah ma lick the
chocolate around the peanut and the peanut give you eat lor!'

~joke~