A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie.
DAD: Son, where were you today during school hours?
SON: At school *Robot slaps Son*
SON: OK,I went to the movies
DAD: Which one?
SON: Toy Story *Robot slaps son again*
SON: OK, it was Day with a Porn Star
DAD: WHAT? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was! *Robot slaps Dad*
MOM: HAHA! After all he's your son *Robot slaps mom
DAD: Son, where were you today during school hours?
SON: At school *Robot slaps Son*
SON: OK,I went to the movies
DAD: Which one?
SON: Toy Story *Robot slaps son again*
SON: OK, it was Day with a Porn Star
DAD: WHAT? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was! *Robot slaps Dad*
MOM: HAHA! After all he's your son *Robot slaps mom
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